Back to school already?

I know what you are all thinking. Yep, you are thinking that I am crazy. ( Are you sure you are wrong? ) Well, what I am talking about is basketball practice for three on three, which is held at my old elementary school. I thought that I had left it forever, but noooo. We just have to have basketball practice there. When you leave Ruder in fifth grade, we have to be "clapped out". Well you just clapped what little sanity I have left right out of me! All the fifth graders have to walk around the building while the evil little kids clap. I don't think that the teachers realize that they are the only ones that clap out of sincere gladness, that is, gladness we are leaving. The evil ones and the adults enjoy it, but they are hopefully the only ones. But I endured that so that I could be freed from the aids. There were a few in particular. #1-Mrs. Patrol- No that is not her real name. We just call her that because she would walk around the playground looking for her next victim. I may have been dreaming but I swear i saw the white hand of Soromon on her head. I can hear his words to her know-" Tonight , you shall taste KID flesh. The only thing she was missing was dreaadlocks. Actually, no one even knew her real name until the end of school.
#2Mrs. Grasser- She is my favorite, or at least what I did to her is. Since she was so cruel, I decided a small prank was entitled. So I decided to call her house. The plan- To call and pretend that I was wishing happy birthday to someone, who as you may have guessed is made up. I actually got her to syay some pretty mean things. Well my fingers are tired and I am about to miss my favorite part of Alice in Wonderland, so I must go.

Love Mere